These Switch games are NOT kid-friendly and you need to play them

Sometimes it’s good to play a game explicitly meant for adults.

Since its inception, Nintendo has made a concerted effort to maintain a somewhat squeaky clean image. With the occasional rare exception, a Nintendo console has always been a place where parents didn’t give a second thought about what their kids might be playing. Those days are long gone.

Nintendo is still providing plenty of family-friendly content, but the publisher is no longer opposed to having more mature titles on its system. Here are some of the best Nintendo Switch games that kids probably shouldn’t be playing, but adults can enjoy right now.

Doom

The Grandaddy of gory first-person shooters has made its move into the world of Switch. Smashing Doom down to fit in the palm of your hand is quite the achievement. Just as big of an achievement is the very idea that you can engage in the splatter-fest on a Nintendo branded system.

Doom 2016 is a soft reboot for the franchise, and it plays well on the Nintendo Switch. If the idea of frenetic trigger pulling using Joy-Cons isn’t appealing, consider grabbing one of the best Nintendo Switch controllers for a more comfortable experience.

Doom for Nintendo Switch

$60 at Amazon
$35 at Best Buy
$60 at GameStop

Doom is a modern classic, so why not take it wherever you go and experience it on the Nintendo Switch? It’s been smartly scaled so none of the bone-shattering, flesh-pulverizing action is compromised.

Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus

Killing Nazis doesn’t need a justification, but if you want a great narrative to go with the unending violence, Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus has you covered. Follow B.J. Blazkowicz and his friends as they attempt to free America from the grip of the Reich. You’ll get a surprisingly heartfelt story of love, compassion, and desperate struggle.

You’ll also get a lot of different ways to burn, impale, chop apart, melt, and shoot the Nazis that stand in your way. It’s one you should absolutely play — just not with kids around.

Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus for Nintendo Switch

$75 at Amazon
$60 at Best Buy

If you want blood, Wolfenstein’s got it. Spend just a little bit of time with this crazy game, and you’ll quickly see why it was branded with a scarlet M by the ESRB (hint: lots of Nazis and swearing is involved, too).

Dark Souls: Remastered

Bandai Namco brought Dark Souls onto the Nintendo Switch, filling the platform’s library with yet another classic. This game is a bit difficult for children, and if the difficulty won’t scare them away, then the frightening monsters in the game most certainly will.

For anyone that’s a bit older and willing to spend some time figuring out the difficult gameplay loop, Dark Souls is archetypal for a reason. The game design is fantastic, and you’ll learn to love conquering foes that used to easily crush you.

Dark Souls: Remastered for Nintendo Switch

$42 at Amazon
$40 at Best Buy
$44 at GameStop

Prepare to die! Dark Souls can be frustrating, which (combined with the horrifying monsters and disturbing imagery) means it may not be a good game for kids. Adults however can and should play it.

Inside

Inside is one of the best games for Switch but it’s also one of the most disturbing. From the creators of Limbo, Inside puts you in control of a young boy as he sneaks through a dark world populated by horrors, moving ever closer to the center of some bizarre, terrifying experiment. This puzzle-platformer seems innocent at first, but things quickly take a turn down Queasy Lane.

As a result, despite the initially-simple presentation, Inside isn’t a great game for kids. If you’re a bit older and have a morbid sense of curiosity, then it’ll be fun to see what you find inside.

Inside for Nintendo Switch

$20 at Amazon
$20 at Nintendo

Go through deadly puzzles and survive disturbing scientific testing areas as you race to uncover a dark mystery.

Bayonetta 1 and 2

Bayonetta pretty much does it all when it comes to the sort of things that would get you a Mature rating from the ESRB. There’s enough blood, guts, and viscera to make Sam Peckinpah blush. On top of all that, you ought to be prepared for female characters that suggestively gyrate and wear outfits that leave little to the imagination.

If you buy the second game, which we reviewed and loved, physically, you’ll get the first game as a free digital download. These are some of the best action games available on Nintendo Switch, so get to slaying!

Bayonetta 1 and 2 for Nintendo Switch

$74 at Amazon
$50 at Best Buy (Bayonetta 2 ONLY)
$50 at GameStop (Bayonetta 2 ONLY)

Bayonetta isn’t exactly modest. She struts what she’s got while she’s slaying angels in style, so while it’s certainly not okay for kids, this is an awesome game to play if you’re in the mood for fast-paced action.

This is the Police

Just imagine any gritty film you’ve watched about dirty cops, and that’s what you’ll find in This Is The Police. Strong language, references to drugs, and violence abounds. You play the role of the police chief as you manage a team of officers in one of the most corrupt cities you’ll find.

If you’re in the mood for something that’s slower-paced but still meant for an older audience, then This is the Police is definitely worth trying out.

This is the Police for Nintendo Switch

$23 at Amazon

Carefully manage the police force as you solve crimes while corruption surges all around you. Decisions have to be made carefully.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is another title that we’ve reviewed and enjoyed. It doesn’t lean into the gore in the same fashion that Doom or Resident Evil might, but there is still a measurable amount of dismemberment. Aside from the occasional decapitation, Skyrim does handle some fairly adult themes.

As the Dragonborn, you’ll be free to do anything you want. Take part in Skyrim’s civil war, attempt to stop the dark dragon Alduin, or even join a group of assassins. What matters is how you want to play.

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for Nintendo Switch

$51 at Amazon (Physical)
$60 at Amazon (Digital)
$60 at Best Buy (Physical)
$60 at Best Buy (Digital)

Skyrim is an incredibly popular game for a reason, so if you’ve never tried it out, it’s worth giving a chance. For a game over a decade old, it pulls its weight with how players can explore a province of wonder and danger.

Diablo 3: Eternal Collection

When we tested Diablo 3 hands-on, we found ourselves literally fighting through the forces of hell. Some nasty, scary demons are out there trying to wrestle power from the heavens. Your job is to stop them before they destroy the world, with a wide variety of skills and rare items to help you do that. Blood and gore are aplenty — and the dark tones presented throughout this game will surely keep your kid up at night.

For everyone else, Diablo provides an awesome hack-and-slash roleplaying experience. So choose your favorite class and start collecting loot as you butcher hell’s armies.

Diablo III: Eternal Collection for Nintendo Switch

$37 at Amazon
$30 at Walmart

Diablo 3 tasks players with stopping demonic hordes. All the while, you’ll grow in power with new loot. It gets pretty gory at times but is a great co-op game for any party night.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

If the name of the game or your own personal viewing experience hasn’t already tipped you off to its gaucherie, then we’ll just tell you: South Park is not a game for children. It certainly looks the part on the surface, but you wouldn’t want your tykes becoming friends with these little miscreants.

Once you get past that, however, you’ll find a genuinely compelling RPG, with plenty of fun poked at both the titular show and other role-playing games alike.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole for Nintendo Switch

$32 at Amazon
$60 at Best Buy

In this RPG, you’ll take part in a superhero civil war that the kids are playing out. Along the way, you’ll uncover far darker conspiracies. Being South Park, it’s absolutely not safe for kids.

Alien: Isolation

The Nintendo Switch might not be flush with first-person shooters, but the ones that it does have are some really heavy hitters. 15 years after her mother left, Amanda Ripley returns to the Sevastopol station to find out what happened to her mother. Of course, there’s a greater threat lurking in the shadows.

Naturally, being a part of the Alien franchise, Alien: Isolation features some salty language and gore that isn’t appropriate for kids. Even if you’re older, beware, as the Alien’s AI is extremely good and can be quite frightening as it stalks you across the station.

Alien: Isolation for Nintendo Switch

$35 at Amazon (Digital)

Board Sevastopol station, scavenge anything you can find, and do whatever it takes to survive the nightmarish Alien that’s on board with you.

Metro Redux

Metro Redux is a double collection that includes the definitive versions of Metro: 2033 and Metro: Last Light, and all of the DLC. Approach the campaign in different ways with two unique play styles. Try Ranger Mode to remove your HUD and UI for the ultimate immersive experience.

With scary mutant creatures, violence, harsh language, and nudity, these games are hardly suitable for kids to play. But if you’re looking for some solid first-person shooters to play on Nintendo Switch, definitely try out Metro Redux.

Metro Redux for Nintendo Switch

$37 at Amazon

As Artyom, scavenge, sneak, and fight to survive across post-apocalyptic Russia. Horrifying mutants and other things lurk in this new world.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is another massive game we tested and loved, with literally hundreds of hours of gameplay, so you may be shocked to learn that the entire game, as well as all of the DLC, is included in one cartridge.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt is also a dark fantasy role-playing game. Sex and violence flow like mead at a party, making this a must-play for anyone that wants an experience where there are no easy answers.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt for Nintendo Switch

$50 at Amazon
$54 at Best Buy
$60 at GameStop

Being a Witcher means killing monsters. Geralt does his best, but sometimes there’s more trouble than a wraith or a leshen in store.

Saints Row 4: Re-elected

Nintendo Switch owners might not have a Grand Theft Auto game on their system, but they’ve got the next best thing. Saints Row 4: Re-elected is a game that has it all — aliens, guns, fast cars, superhero powers, and good ol’ fashioned American politics.

Being something of a high-octane satire for Grand Theft Auto, this is definitely a game to play if you need to just at the ridiculousness of everything.

Saints Row 4: Re-elected for Nintendo Switch

$28 at Amazon
$30 at Best Buy

You’re the president of the United States, but Earth is being invaded by aliens. Problem? Not when you’re also a superhero.

Bulletstorm: Duke of Switch Edition

Bulletstorm is an exhilarating first-person shooter that rewards your kill count as well as your style. Defeat your foes with flair, and double down on the bravado with the Duke Nukem DLC. Play the entire campaign as Duke Nukem, with new voice work from the original voice of Duke Nukem himself.

Between Duke Nukem and the original hyper-violent content of Bulletstorm, it should be clear this is meant to be a game for adults. Do you fit that demographic? Give it a whirl!

Bulletstorm: Duke of Switch Edition for Nintendo Switch

$30 at Nintendo

Bulletstorm was already over the top, but now you can play through the entire thing with the iconic Duke Nukem.

Resident Evil Triple Pack

There are so many great Resident Evil games on the Nintendo Switch that it is hard to recommend just one, so we’ll recommend three. This Resident Evil Triple Pack includes Resident Evil 4, 5, and 6, the most action-packed entries in the series.

All three games can get quite gory though, as zombies, parasites, and other bioweapons attempt to kill everyone and everything. If you want the most (literal) bang for your buck, this triple pack will give you three new games to get through.

Resident Evil Triple Pack for Nintendo Switch

$30 at GameStop

Resident Evil is an iconic horror franchise, but if you’re not used to scary games, these three are more action-oriented, providing a great place to begin.

BioShock Collection

The BioShock franchise takes players deep under the sea and high up into the sky. These games can be heavy, dealing with dark political themes and ideology, from libertarianism to the pervasive nature of racism. There’s also some scary stuff, particularly with the Slicer enemies in the first two games.

If you’re interested in some experiences that’ll make you think and debate, however, grab the BioShock Collection. Just be aware that not everything may be as it first appears.

Bioshock Collection for Nintendo Switch

$39 at Amazon
$50 at Best Buy (Digital)
$35 at Walmart

This collection includes Bioshock Remastered, Bioshock 2 Remastered, and Bioshock Infinite, and all of the DLC. Experience three great first-person shooters in one package.

Dead by Daylight

Dead by Daylight gathers some of the greatest horror icons from movies, television, and video games, and drops them in an asymmetrical multiplayer arena. Play as one of four survivors and try to make it out alive, or play as a killer and hunt them all down.

It’s a spooky multiplayer game, but it can be fun whether you’re playing with friends or just random players online. Just be sure you’re not averse to gore before you start playing.

Dead by Daylight for Nintendo Switch

$30 at Amazon

If you like getting scared, Dead by Daylight can be a horror fan’s dream come true. Different survivors have to face off against icons of horror from across numerous franchises.

Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen

Including all of the DLC and the Dark Arisen expansion pack, Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen is the best way to play this massive adventure. Just how violent is it? Well, you’ll start the game off getting your heart torn out. Good luck!

This open-world role-playing game is finally getting a sequel, so if you’ve never played it before, this is the right time to jump in.

Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen for Nintendo Switch

$30 at Best Buy (Digital)

Grapple and fight giant monsters in this truly unique adventure. You’ll have to adapt and learn how the world works, but there are surprises around every corner.

Mortal Kombat 11

If you grew up in the ’90s, chances are you’re well aware of Mortal Kombat’s controversial gore. And while the game has evolved into a very competent 2D fighting game, the very bloody fatalities have stayed the same. The Switch version is downgraded visually but maintains rock-solid performance.

With all the characters and DLC now available for purchase, this is the perfect time to jump in and rack up some bloody fights, whether you’re a longtime fighting fan or a curious newcomer.

Mortal Kombat 11 for Nintendo Switch

$25 at Best Buy

To say Mortal Kombat is violent is like saying water is wet. With that gore comes one of the most iconic fighting franchises of all time, and it plays better than ever.

Return of the Obra Dinn

Return of the Obra Dinn is a first-person mystery adventure based on exploration and logical deduction, with an old-school style that’s reminiscent of the monochromatic visuals of the Gameboy. What seems like an inexplicable ghost ship at first is truly hiding many secrets.

This may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but for those that appreciate detective stories, this is a mature mystery best suited for a dark and stormy night.

Return of the Obra Dinn for Nintendo Switch

$20 at Nintendo

A dark mystery where you’ll have to pay close attention, Return of the Obra Dinn may not seem to fit in with the other games on this list, but if you don’t mind games with slow pacing, you won’t regret checking it out.

Doom Eternal

You might not think it possible for a game to be more action-packed and hyper-violent than Doom 2016, but developer id Software disagrees.

As Hell invades Earth, the Slayer is tasked with saving humanity and ending the demonic threat, permanently. It took a lot of work, but with the help of porting studio Panic Button, the complete Doom reboot story can now be played on Nintendo Switch!

Doom Eternal for Nintendo Switch

$60 at Amazon
$60 at Best Buy

The sequel to 2016’s Doom makes it to the Nintendo Switch in all of its gory glory. The game runs great and looks great on Nintendo’s handheld. Keep ripping and shredding no matter where you are.

Hotline Miami

What happens when you cross a top-down game with a strange plot about being forced to commit murder? You get the uber-violent and surprisingly challenging Hotline Miami games.

It’s a simple setup that’ll leave you more and more unnerved as you pull at the plot’s threads. Kill your way across assigned targets while you stay alive and try to figure out what on earth is going on.

Hotline Miami Collection for Nintendo Switch

$25 at Best Buy

Brutally violent and drenching in neon lights, experience both Hotline Miami games in one collection for the Nintendo Switch.

No kids in the pool

Some of the best Nintendo Switch games might not be right for everyone. Don’t forget to grab a new SD card as most of these games are only available digitally, so you’ll need the extra storage space. If you’re worried about the content that your child is consuming on their Nintendo Switch, research is your best friend. M-rated games are intended for audiences that are 17 or older, so look for the ESRB letter on the box or the eShop store page.

If you’re looking for a particular recommendation, we highly recommend Bayonetta 2. It’s a sleek action game that’s tons of fun, no matter your skill level. It’s also far too risqué for kids. If you’re more of a shooter fun, you should try out Doom (2016). It’s a gorefest, so rip and tear through the demonic hordes until you’re done.

There are plenty of outlets available to parents to help you decide which games are right for your kids. Nintendo offers pretty extensive options when it comes to parental controls on the Switch and even gives you the option of controlling those settings from your phone. And once you’ve shored things up for your kids, consider coming back to check some of these awesome titles out for yourself!

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